"Gram, I have known you a long time and now you are my publicist," Larry Flynt did not say to me over a swimming pool filled with multi-colored gelatin cubes and cocaine. "That is why I'd like to tell you about some of the things my contented staff and associates have planned for the new year.""The Year One? When Satan, laughing, spreads his wings?" I asked.
"That's the one," he said. "Now get me a goddamn cheeseburger."
Ron Royster and his gang of longhairs, thwarted from hosting an alternative Stevepornstar Karaoke, are promoting Atomic Vixens with the following postcard.
Says Royster, "Man, we're gonna go guerilla on this one. No one is not going to know about this movie."
"Will you be advertising the movie in Silverton, Jean, Pahrump, and Salt Lake City?" I asked.
"Fuck those clowns," he said. "Only porn people buy porn."
Multi-hatted Eon McKai is mixing promos for Hustler and VCA for broadcast on the show floor. Promo reels can have all manner of unlicensed stuff in them as long as they are not released for distribution, so he is using Love & Rockets and Rancid songs."The promo reel clips movies from me, Ron Royster, Joanna Angel, Joe Gallant, Parking Lot Pimpin', Zupko, etc.," he said, "and lists us as 'Award-winning directors'. I'm assuming that by Sunday at least part of that will actually be true."
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