The AVN convention used to be part of the Consumer Electronics Show several years ago, but both independent conventions are still held the same week, allowing for porners to comingle and fraternize with their paunchier co-conventioneers, each of whom has his cell phone clipped to the outside of his pants.Two CES-goers' conversation overheard on the shuttle, upon witnessing a porn girl walk by:
"She could be the new sales associate,"
"Ha ha ha (cough! cough!)"
"We could have her handle the sales calls."
"Ha ha ha (cough!)"
"She could make the outgoing sales calls,"
"Ha ha ha!"
In the elevator, a man spotted my name badge. His name was Jimmy from Wisconsin. He is an IT manager.
"You with the porn convention?"
"Yes."
"What do you do? Check the girls out for AIDS?"
"No, I usually just fuck them until their brains cave in. Stop asking stupid questions."
(Tyler Faith was innocent of any of this. She just happened to be in Las Vegas at the same time all this was happening.)
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Thursday, January 05, 2006 
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