Vivid girl Monique Alexander has re-upped with the fledgling adult entertainment company, best known for its championing of the "studio system" of porn, its delicious snack trays, and its 1975 book Nocturnal Enuresis in America: A Gestaltist View (Grylph Bros.)Alexander's contract calls for 24 scenes over the next two years (if I were her, I'd get them done in one day and, like, party until 2008) that will include her first anal scene (notice I didn't say "like, party my ass off"). She will also partake in the personal appearances expected of Vivid girls, which may or may not include an endorsement of Vivid Rims. I would also get those done in one day.
Alexander did not, of course, utter those words while signing her two-year extension, but I'm just saying that if they were a different set of papers, maybe Tookie Williams would still be alive.
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Friday, January 20, 2006 
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