Devinn Lane's Guide to Strap-on Sex debuts in March with Kurt Lockwood receiving the business end of a strap-on from Sandra Romain and Samantha Ryan.I have never met Kurt Lockwood. I have only seen the sort of stuff he writes and the kind of feuds he gets into. I also hear that his band is very good. I can't imagine getting strap-onned can be helpful for his protests of "I'm not gay."
It reminds me of this old story:
Sam -- a now elderly man who's been successful in life takes his nephew on a drive around the city in which the uncle has built his life. "Junior", the old man says, "I built that bridge -- but do they call me 'Sam the Bridge Builder'? No. Look, I sponsored that theatre. Do they call me 'Sam, the Patron of the Arts? No. There, see that childrens' park? I paid for that. Do they call me, 'Sam, the philanthropist?' NO! But you suck one cock ...
Previously: Not the Kurt Lockwoods
See also: Shane's World
Labels: kurt lockwood
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Tuesday, January 31, 2006 
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