Are you the type of person who likes used panties? Is there a way to convey my judgment of you over the blunt little tool of the Internet?We are all into different things, which is what makes us special. That is why you can enter this contest from Mallcom and I can stand at a respectful distance and glory in a nation that allows us to make individual choices (for the time being).
Mallcom is opening its Long Island-based Hermetic Sealery to release, among other things, Terri Summers' jersey from Six in Me, a signed paddle from Jenna Jameson's Jenna Loves Pain, scholar Keri Sable's panties, Sunny Leone's panties, Penny Flame's panties, and a dildo from Zero Tolerance's all-girl orgy movie Girlvana.
"What the hell would anyone do with any of that shit?" a stunned Gram Ponante ejaculated at a trendy Hollywood eatery.
A Mallcom functionary assures me that each item is individually sealed for posterity. In addition to the items, the movie in which they were featured is included in the prize.
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Tuesday, December 13, 2005 
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