Hollywood's Erotic Museum will hold an erotic party on New Year's Erotic Eve, People without other erotic plans are encouraged to, you know, wear something erotic or cocktail attire, at least one syllable of which could be construed as erotic."Valley of the Dolls" will be screened and ticketholders will receive two complimentary glasses of champagne and admission to the entire museum. There will be bodypainting but, depending on who is being painted, that could either be erotic or a human rights violation.
Your $65 (or $40 if you're a member, also an erotic word) gets you all this but no blowjobs. Blowjobs aren't erotic - they're fun.
posted by Gram the Man
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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 
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