Stormy Daniels, realizing that sometimes dead is better, is in Maine for the next few days, where she plans to walk down the train tracks in search of a dead body, fend off an evil dog, burn down a town full of vampires, become telekinetic, go trout fishing at the LL Bean headquarters, and appear at Platinum Plus on Riverside Street in Portland."We're looking forward to AVN's Crossover Star of the Year nominee to rid this town of its ancient evil," Sheriff Alan Pangborn said, noting with satisfaction that a larger part of the town dreamt of the Old Woman than the Dark Man.
Daniels will be lent a car that gets younger the longer she drives it for her three days of personal appearances.
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Friday, December 02, 2005 
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