I think I might have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome because I cannot rouse myself to get excited about the Hustler film 5 People You Meet in Porn, despite the fleshy cast. This happens when the person writing the press release doesn't have access to the film and needs to invent quotes like:"I like the looks I get as a porn star," Harmony admits. "I'm a big attention whore and I love all those guys looking at me, checking me out and wondering if I'm as good in bed as I am in the videos. Sometimes I whisper in their ear that I am. In the movie, there's a porn director, agent, manager, drug dealer and a cop, so aside from all the porn stars, it is like the people you meet in porn and the sex is hot."
I think the title is what is causing me pain. 5 People You Meet in Porn could be the title of any movie you have seen since I invented pornography in 1428. It is a title that says, "I have given up."
A much better title would be A Porn Director, Agent, Manager, Drug Dealer And a Cop. It would be like a Peter Greenaway movie you could enjoy.
The newly-retitled A Porn Director, Agent, Manager, Drug Dealer And a Cop stars Harmony, Angela Stone, Jamie Huxley, Tiffany Taylor, and Brooke Haven,
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Tuesday, December 20, 2005 
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