I spoke with prominent Jewess and multiple AVN award nominee Joanna Angel on this, the day after the anniversary of both her and the Messiah's birth, as well as the first full day of Hanukkah.I wanted to know how she dealt with temptation of the milk and meat mixing variety.
Across a courtyard from Gram Ponante Towers and Batting Cages stands the office of my pal Ben Levine. Ben is a Reformed Jew, but we're not sure from what. He often talks about what is forbidden.
"Gentile girls wear those crosses in their cleavage," he lamented. "You should start a site about that. All the Jews will visit it."
"Isn't there enough Ofra Haza upskirt shots to go around?" I asked.
"Every time I see a shikse with religious ornamentation," he said, "I travel the path of the unrighteous."
I related these words to Angel and asked if she ever studied evil in that form.
"Girls aren't allowed to have forbidden lusts," she said. "Only men are." She indicated that women aren't even permitted to acknowledge that which they secretly crave. Could it be Gram Nog?
This steely self-sacrificing behavior that helped our Puritan forebears will be put into use by Angel at the AVN awards next week.
"I'm looking forward to losing," she said. "I've been practicing my Oh I Lost face."
Each of us has his Bouncing Cross to bear.
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Monday, December 26, 2005 
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