Hustler, which has Barely Legals like Marvel has X-Men, doesn't traffic too much in compilations, or "comps", in which previously-released titles are mined for content and reconfigured and repackaged.An invented reader asks: Gram, walk me through the comp process.
GP: (thinking) Fuck you, douchebag. I'm not your goddamn monkey. (out loud) Well, OK. Let's say you are a large-breasted Asian woman. You should come over.
AIR: Get on with it.
GP: Right. So you're a large-breasted Asian woman and you've appeared in a film with five other actresses of different hues and statures in various scenes and positions. After that film is released, your scene might be plucked for a "Big Tits" compilation or an "Asians with Big Tits" compilation.
AIR: What does this have to do with Alexis Amore on the cover of Hustler Centerfolds 6?
GP: Alexis looks so juicy in this picture that I imagine pressing her with my thumb would make butter come out. Hustler Centerfolds is one of that company's rare compilations and also features Monica Mayhem, Cassie Courtland, Roxetta, Karlie Montana, and Samantha Ryan before they went on to other things (Amore is now a Videoteam contract girl, Mayhem was just in Dark Angels 2, and Ryan is, according to Kurt Lockwood, Kurt Lockwood's girlfriend).
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Friday, December 16, 2005 
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