Juicy Eva Angelina is leaving the adult industry to join the U.S. Navy. Angelina, who said she likes to go to parties and begin blowjobs but not finish them, believes in our nation's throbbing readiness.Still, it makes us sad.
She joins more porn actresses than you'd think who do or have done service in the military, all of whom are under a Don't Ask, Don't Tell gag order that is probably a good idea for their safety on long tours, in terms of not driving their male shipmates out of their minds.
We wish Eva a Bon Voyage and remind her that if she ever wants to come out of retirement, there's always Lighthouse Talent.
posted by Gram the Man
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Tuesday, December 13, 2005 
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