Texas Presley stars in the tenth installment of this New Sensations series, along with Luscious Lopez, Jasmine Byrne, Rachel Luv, and Jamie Huxley.The first and last time I saw Ms. Presley she was just "Texas". Why the name change? Or did Evil Bitches get it wrong? (While evil bitches can usually be depended on to get something wrong, let's face it; it's the lousy bastards who account for most of the trouble.)
Texas has the all-natural badass biker chick thing going, except she's pleasing to look at and doesn't smell like somebody dumped a carton of old Marlboro butts in a party cup full of PBR and then dunked their chaps in it. Or something.
When I noticed "CBC" in the title I naturally thought that this was the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation and I was about to see Bambi Meets Godzilla. But that was the National Film Board of Canada and this was Craving Big Cocks. I really didn't think it was Bambi Meets Godzilla, but typing Craving Big Cocks makes me uncomfortable.
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Monday, December 19, 2005 
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