I spoke wth GramPonante.com poise consultant Kami Andrews today about directing herself in movies, her AVN Best Actress nomination, and her plans for the holidays.GP: You directed Elegant Angel's Black Meat White Treat. Now that you are a director, has your ego become inflated?
KA: Yes. I insist everyone calls me Kami Kubrick and I can't stop making square shapes with my thumb and forefinger. Many people think I'm trying to bring the vogue back.
GP: Did you make anyone cry?
KA: No, but I cried on set and I tried to pretend I wasn't. I was like, "I need to copy your license BWAH BWAH," and I think that made them realize I was unbalanced. It was an intimidation tactic.
GP: Since you also performed in the movie, whom did you rely on to get your motivation?
KA: I have a split personality. Sybil was screaming in my ear the whole time, "Fuck, damn it! Fuck like you mean it! You need this fucking job, you worthless whore!"
GP: What other movies are coming up for you?
KA: I am in pre-production of my next movie, Who Let the Whores Out 2 to be shot in January and in the development stages of Million Dollar Pussy.
GP: What's the correct pronunciation of "Mo chuisle"?
KA: It doesn't matter when there's a cock in your mouth.
GP: What are you doing for Christmas?
KA: I was hoping to get an 8 ball and some hookers and have a White Christmas to end all White Christmases.
GP: Just like my family!
KA: I'm actually going to a glory hole in Akron.
GP: Just like my - WHAT??? I thought that glory holes were just for the gays.
KA: I think a man sticks his dick through a hole and a girl sucks it; at least that's what I have been told. I get enough gay cock in porn - I don't need it in my real life... actually I was going to shoot it as a bonus thing for my next movie, kind of a Midnight Prowl-feel but I'm getting cold feet.
GP: Never forget who you are, Kami. Are you looking forward to Vegas?
KA: I am. I'm staying at the Venetian this year and I can't wait to get my hands on those thick-pile towels.
GP: Has your life changed a little now that you have an AVN nomination (and forgive me - have you been nominated before)?
KA: I was nominated last year for Best Anal, but I think this year's nom as Best Actress has had a greater impact. I even got a call from Vivid to come in and read. Of course I thought it was a prank phone call.
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Wednesday, December 14, 2005 
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