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--Monday, December 19, 2005--

Candice Von's left breast

I asked GramPonante.com urban affairs consultant Trondra Vibes about the photo on the boxcover of Mercenary's Ebony XXX 2, starring Candice Von, Michelle Tucker, and Jazmine Cashmere.

GP: Trondra, we've done the nasty, and knocked boots.
TV: Yes, baby.

GP: I'm'a get my freak on wid you old school.
TV: For real.

GP: Y'all go' make me lose mah mind, up in here. DAMN! (kiss own fingers, pour malt liquor on grave).
TV: You better recognize.

GP: Trondra, is there anything wrong with this picture of Candice Von?
TV: There is nothing wrong with it. Black women tend to have a better regard for their bodies than white women do. Her breasts probably looked like that ten years ago. That's a fine set of titties. Maybe if I were the fool choosing the picture, I might have thought a little about it, just to be sure. Also, Michelle Tucker looks like she's about twice as big as Candice.

GP: Thank you.
TV: And you should talk, what with Holly Randall taking erotic pictures of you.

GP: I have brought an anti-defamation suit against Holly and her Svengali.

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