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Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Brittany Andrews to sell you
The other day I made a disparaging comment about people who buy used panties. That's all right, because I have always liked grown women in onesies.Here's Brittany Andrews. She's hosting a fete this Saturday to benefit ParaLosNinos in which willing guys and gals who are into dominating (like Shaq) and being dominated (like France) will be sold to the highest bidder. Attendees must pay $10 at the door (the website currently says $20) or bring $10 worth of toys (bring $30 worth - it's a good deal). In exchange they will be treated to the master/slave auction as well as the spectacle of Katrina Kraven, Olivia O'Lovely, Flower Tucci, Goddess Heather, Mistress Gemini, Mistress Evolin Pierce, Jewel Marceau, TeeReel, Avy Lee Roth, Craven Moorehead, and Mofo Clothing's Mofo Girls. There will also be an open bar, red carpet, erotic art gallery, dungeon, spanking booths, dancing and leatherbound hobnobbing. I think that's a Googlewhack right there, but I'm too lazy to check. I'll have my subbie do it. More information here. ¶ Wednesday, December 14, 2005 |
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