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--Friday, December 23, 2005--

Because having actual Asians would ruin it - update

Janine and Sophia Santi star in Digital Playground's Way of the Dragon, which is described as "a surreal journey through a sensual dreamscape of Asian customs, fantasies, and sexual delights".

I, for one, laud Digital Playground's bold move to not have any Asians in the film. I believe that anything that purports to explore a culture's customs, fantasies, and sexual delights should have as few living representatives of that culture as possible, so as not to muck it up.

This is why I really like when humans play people from space, rather than actual government-captured aliens.

Mike South also notes the incongruous use of both Chinese and Japanese imagery in the trailer. See? Porn brings us all together. It is a shame there are no leprechauns in it.

Way of the Dragon also stars Sara Stone, Marie Luv, Jamie Huxley, Charmaine Star, Marlena, Penny Flame, Jamie Lynn, Celeste Star, Bobbi Blair, and Lorraine Spaughton. I guess they didn't have enough money in the budget after Pirates for Richard Chamberlain.

You may view the honorable trailer here.

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