I have met Regan Anthony and she is a delightful person. She is so small that if you produce one thin dime, she will get up and dance on it. But now I am beginning to doubt everything I know, because both the pictures to the right were labelled "Regan Anthony".It's about this time that you will produce dossiers filed by ex-girlfrieds saying things like, "Gram, don't you think people can change?" but still, the candy-fed mall girl on the left looks very little like the wary, corn-fed farm girl on the right.
Anyway, one or both of these Regans will be performing at Stevi Secret's Cabaret betweeen November 10 and 12. As you slip five dollar bills into her g-string (do they let you do that in Phoenix without putting you in one of those Arpaio tent cities?) you can ask her which Regan Regan is today. She will probably try to divert you by saying, "I am the Regan who loves Gram."
Anyway, incarnations of Ms. Anthony have won several awards. Try to guess which one she did not win:
Golden G-String Awards 2005 - Silver Medal - Porn Division
2004 Miss Nude North America - Winner & Entertainer of the Year
Nudes-A-Popin 2004 - Hottest Legs
Miss Nude Petite Universe 2004 - Title Winner - Best Breasts and Hardest Body
Miss Nude World 2004 - Finalist-Second Runner Up - Hardest Body and Best show
Golden G-String Awards 2004 - Silver Medal -Porn Division
Miss Nude 2004 - Big Bust Entertainer of the Year - Overall Best Body
Iowa True Gem Awards 2003 - Second Runner-Up and Best Dancer
Miss Nude World 2003 - Newcomer Of The Year
Miss Nude 2003 - Best Overall Body and WOW Award
Crème De La Crème 2003 - Best Legs and Most Erotic
Farming Excellence Awards 2004 - Sausage division
Miss Southern Louisiana 2002 - Naughtiest Dancer
Nightmoves Magazine Porn Awards 2002 - Best Nude Dancer-Florida
Miss Nude North America 2002 - Best Naked Body
Miss Nude Exotic Dancer Florida 2002 - Title Winner - Hottest Body and Best
Show
Miss Nude Centerfold 2002 - Newcomer Of The Year
Deja Vu Showgirl of The Year 2002 - First Runner up- Florida
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Tuesday, November 08, 2005 
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Anonymous said...
- Damm I can tell ya its Regan on the right, any one in the Regan Nation can tell you that that is an old picture... And yes that is the Regan that loves Gram.. How could she Not
- Tuesday, November 08, 2005
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Anonymous said...
- im gaurenteeing you that more than half of those are not even true and there is no way that pic on the left was ever her, shes good looking!!!!!!!
- Wednesday, November 09, 2005
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Dr. Stephen Ochs said...
- I agree. There's no way that chick won the 2003 Iowa True Gem Award. There was a lot of competition that year.
- Friday, November 11, 2005
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