In what will undoubtedly be the first of several thousand such e-mails, (mostly from Regan Anthony) anjin-san David Aaron Clark has alerted me that Destiny, Yumy, and Nyomi Marcela will be signing autographs for fans of Serious Mirror Pictures at the AVN Convention (technically known as the Adult Entertainment Expo) in Las Vegas in January."Most people don't know that angels are common in Asian folklore," Clark did not say when not contacted. "They are also common in Asian food."
You know how media outlets will write obituaries for famous people before they die so that, when it happens, only one extra paragraph needs to be written? I remember being very busy around convention time while I was at AVN, so I've taken the liberty of pre-writing some convention coverage for my former employer.
The Adult Entertainment Expo opened today to unprecedented crowds. "We're very excited about the next few days," AVN President Paul Fishbein told AVN.com in an exclusive interview. "We have more exhibitors, more stars, and more fans than ever before. I'm very excited." Also excited were the numerous company owners whose studios are represented on the floor of the Sands Convention Center in Las Vegas. "We are very excited," said Digital Playground's Joone. His partner, Samantha Lewis added, "What is particularly exciting is the presence of our contract stars, especially Jesse Jane, who is hosting the AVN Awards." Jane, who is hosting the AVN Awards, said she was excited. "I am very excited to be hosting the AVN Awards," Jane giggled. "I can't wait to see who wins!" Serious Mirror's David Aaron Clark was excited to be in the opening paragraph, but suggested starting a new one. "It's very exciting to lead off a paragraph," Clark said, "but I guess you have a very particular style guide over there."
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Tuesday, November 15, 2005 
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Anonymous said...
- Holy crap, I think I just time-travelled. I just can't work out whether it was forwards or back!
- Thursday, November 17, 2005
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