Doc Johnson (not a real doctor) has come up with a way to to live out your crushes on all your favorite stars from Speed Racer to Battle of the Planets to Pokemon by creating a Hentai blow-up doll called Kochi.Kochi, which is Japanese for assisted suicide, has the wide eyes and schoolgirl expression one would expect from an anime heroine, but does not have the urine-soaked underpants, tentacles sprouting through the vulva, or crab-walking, vengeful ghosts we associate with recent Japanese culture.
I would buy this if it came with a couple of Japanese school girls yelling, "Gamara save us!"
posted by Gram the Man
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Friday, October 07, 2005 
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