In an increasing series of attacks against porn's veterans, photographer Suze Randall and director Roy Karch were both injured last week.Randall fell off her horse and Karch damaged his knees while playing basketball, or so they claim.
"It's not a big deal," Karch said, cavalierly. "I was being boxed in and I landed wrong."
Sources report that Bill Margold and Dave Cummings were whisked off to undisclosed locations, lest they be similarly assailed in the latest round of gerontophobic violence to hit the youth-obsessed "adult" industry.
"I don't see why you're making a big deal out of it," Karch continued. Karch recently directed Hot Squirts, which doesn't have a single 58-year-old in it.
"Suze wasn't pushed from her horse, if that's what you're asking," a visibly distraught Randall crony said from behind the gates of the white-haired legend's Malibu compound. "And don't call me a crony."
The Randall crony's vociferous denials only serve to underline the blanket of fear that overhangs Porn Valley like some kind of blanket made of 600 fearcount fear.
"Reuben Sturman died of natural causes and, last I checked, Al Goldstein is still alive," Tod-Hunter did not say, responding to my probing questions about past waves of ageist violence in the porn community. Hunter, himself over 50, was dressed in a kangol hat with several rings of pacifiers around his neck, staving off the inevitable threat using fashion as a diversion.
"I'm not even 40," KSEXRadio's Wankus was not heard saying, "but I'm hiding under this table just in case."
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Monday, October 17, 2005 
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