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Sandee Westgate's second release for Maximum Xposure, Carnal Desires, stars Westgate, Kirsten Price, Anita Dark, Crissy Moran, Amy Reid, and Austin Kincaid. The film was directed by newcomer Josh Ryan.

Not "noted director", not "critically-acclaimed", not "industry veteran" but newcomer Josh Ryan. Granted, there's not much else one can say to describe a newcomer, but I appreciate Maximum Xposure for not trying to. Others might bend over backwards lauding Ryan's revolutionary style or how his multiple-font boxcover technique was going to change the industry.

I find it amazing, though, that the name Carnal Desires wasn't already taken.

The trailer features brief glimpses of the action, including this shot of Annie Lennox. It also does that thing (which I love) where the dictionary entry of the title is presented. Just in case we don't know the meaning of the words "carnal" and "desire", a handy definition and pronunciation precedes the trailer.

I defy anyone who reads porn message boards or blogs for one day to not come across at least one definition.

This is how it usually goes:

pornfan620: your a fuckin asshole for slandering me you homosexual faggot
loupperchtounge: According to Webster's English Dictionary, "slander" is defined as ...

or

eddieinfla: next time I see you at the webmaster convention I'll fuckin kick your bitch ass you low traffic-getting bitch
affiliatekingX: According to the American Heritage Dictionary, "bitch" is defined as ...

5 Comments:

Bornyo said...: I'm just posting this to let you know I still can. The fact I'm posting this and haven't commented on the other posts should be telling, boy.

Get cracking- if you don't incite a blog-comment riot in aught 5 you aren't representing.

The Jewish verification thing is played out, too. Really, "rdvuc". I hate that stuff- just call it noodles that looks like rice already.; Monday, October 31, 2005
Gram the Man said...: Well, it looks like we will have this intimate conversation together, as men. I can't get rid of the word verification because otherwise I would be inundated with comment spam. "At least comment spam is comments," you might say. But you have always been more concerned about my comments than I have, bornyo. Alas I cannot deliberately incite commenting with provocative statements, and if interaction is limited to you, elcheapo, Kami Andrews, Tony Batman, Wankus, and the couple thousand or so who routinely read but don't comment, it'll be OK.; Tuesday, November 01, 2005
Anonymous said...: I read your blog too. You want me to comment? Here's a comment: Comments are stupid.; Tuesday, November 01, 2005
Steve Ochs said...: I remember reading something that said porn movie producers give their videos simplistic titles because "Wild Sex Party!" will sell much better than "Wild Orgy!" no matter what's on the tape. See, many porn fans can't read well enough to understand the meaning of "orgy."

I'd like to know whether this is true or not, but at the end of the day, I can't be bothered to look into it. I'm lazy like that.; Tuesday, November 01, 2005
Kami Andrews said...: I comment because i care, but now that i know you have thousands i feel less special, dirtly and lonely even; Tuesday, November 01, 2005

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