Bring Your Daughters to Work Week at VCA failed miserably (Theresa Flynt was already there), as did Vague Feeling of Dread Week (why reduce it to a week?) so Hustler/LFP/VCA/NASA's latest bid to improve employee morale is Ass Week.
Anal Inc. is billed as a non-stop anal airline adventure, but nothing on the box suggests aeroplanes or the miracle of flight. As we have found in our travels exporting American porn culture, however, the pooper is the best entryway when utilizing small airplane bathrooms for non-smoking-related misdeeds. Another thing that is unclear is, if this is an asstastic movie, why isn't Taryn Thomas in the standard ass-forward pose?
Like those feel-good time travel movies of the 80s, Butt-Blassted 2 follows quickly on the, well, ass of its predecessor. That is why we shall henceforth collectively call them ButtBlasst to the Future.
Finally, Breaking-In the New Chick is a good example of how Scientology is gaining a toehold in the adult business. As they said at a recent Celebrity Center luncheon in my honor, "the ass is the new audit". Free stress tests and sidewalk personality inventories are a thing of the past, and now L. Ron Hubbard's devotees favor a more ass-based Thetan-removal regimen.
Anal Inc. is billed as a non-stop anal airline adventure, but nothing on the box suggests aeroplanes or the miracle of flight. As we have found in our travels exporting American porn culture, however, the pooper is the best entryway when utilizing small airplane bathrooms for non-smoking-related misdeeds. Another thing that is unclear is, if this is an asstastic movie, why isn't Taryn Thomas in the standard ass-forward pose?
Like those feel-good time travel movies of the 80s, Butt-Blassted 2 follows quickly on the, well, ass of its predecessor. That is why we shall henceforth collectively call them ButtBlasst to the Future.
Finally, Breaking-In the New Chick is a good example of how Scientology is gaining a toehold in the adult business. As they said at a recent Celebrity Center luncheon in my honor, "the ass is the new audit". Free stress tests and sidewalk personality inventories are a thing of the past, and now L. Ron Hubbard's devotees favor a more ass-based Thetan-removal regimen.
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Monday, October 17, 2005 
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