As any fan of adult entertainment knows, the Roman Empire ended in A.D. 476. At its height the Empire included what would later be known to us as Germany and Spain. It is only in this context that Audrey Hollander can be considered a Latina.As Jason Sechrest will be the first to tell you, there was a huge scandal when Englishman Jonathan Pryce was cast as the Eurasian Engineer in Miss Saigon. I can only imagine the uproar in the porn barrios of Sylmar and Reseda now that Audrey Hollander has been cast in Metro/FusXion's Sassy Latinas, along with Kat, Brody, Vanessa Lane, Deja Daire, and Vanilla Skye.
This joint was directed by Bridgette Kerkove, who can stick a chopstick in her ass for every Holy Roman Emperor. "I call my taint 'Byzantium,'" she did not say.
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Tuesday, September 27, 2005 
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