When I talk with Joanna Angel, my tone is always one of concern."How many anal scenes did you do whilst filming Joanna's Angels?" I asked.
"Three," she said.
"And what did you eat?" I asked.
"I didn't eat much. Some salt and vinegar potato chips. Some Laffy Taffys."
"Over four days of shooting?" I asked. "You must weigh about 32 ounces."
If she were ever to receive an AVN award, she would want it to be for "Best Boobs" or "Best Jew". I have been beaten out of the latter title three times by Wayne Hentai.
I decided to probe deeper, to understand why Joanna's anal regimen consisted of snack foods.
"If you could have sex with any character from literature, who would it be?" I asked.
"Willy Wonka."
She's going to be in town next week, and we're going to eat three five-course meals each day.
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Thursday, September 01, 2005 
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