GramPonante.com has unceremoniously fired its BananWatch2K5 editorial team because Steve Banan has started sending press releases to Ponante himself."It's just not working out," Ponante, a Sagittarius, said to the three staffers who provided him with updates from the Steve Banan/Liberty Network mailing list. "I get these press releases on my own now."
Industry pioneer Ponante reflected on what the writers would do for a job, reasoning that his own recent purchase of a Hummer 2 might allow him to reflect more easily while picking up runaways at the bus station. "They were good writers," Ponante said, "so it's not like I paid them anything."
Banan's introductory press release concerned Banan's wife, the performer Nicole Moore.
"Though we have never met," Ponante observed, "I count Ms. Moore one of my dearest friends."
Fan-favorite Moore has recently added 12 streaming videos to her site, NicoleMoore.net.
"Hi, I'm Nicole Moore, and welcome aboard to my galaxy," fans can actually hear Moore say on her space-themed website.
With Ponante's ties to organized crime and Banan's to the realms of space travel, porn, and science, the pair is unstoppable!!!!
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Monday, July 18, 2005 
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