I want to add permalinks, comments, and RSS to this blog without losing its signature look, so beloved of many Americans. I sure would like to do it in an automated fashion. I don't want to retrofit the site with HaloScan or any program that requires me to cut and paste data I've already written. But I am America's Only Porn Journalist™ and all this keeping my thumb on the femoral pulse of Porn Valley has blunted my ability to learn on my own. That and the teabag injury.
So here's what I propose: send me an offer, you LA-area tech nerds. Show me how to take this site to the next logical step and I will reward you with FREE PORN and a permanent link to your works on this, a site Pravda did not call "your superannuated MILF clearinghouse." I need to be able to handle the webbish science as easily as I vigorously rub a tender and bleating English language.
As Fredo Corleone said, "I'm smart." So it should be easy.
Then, and only then, will the real Violet Blue introduce me to her parents and build me the machine I have so long requested: The Ponante Weapons-grade Salmon Sexer.
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Monday, July 18, 2005 
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