As you know, this site has always been home to mature-themed pornography. At the awards show I just created, my noted site won an unprecedented amount of awards for its coverage of mature themes.Continuing my tradition of excellence, I am happy to present Kinky Wrinkly, about a septuagenarian Brit who coerces young ladies (or "birds") into having sex with themselves, each other, and him. Black Widow Releasing in North Hollywood is handling distribution on this side of the pond.
Do you like how the Union Jack is displayed four times on the box cover? That's how we know Mr. Wrinkly is an English gentleman. I think our pornography companies should expend a little goddamn effort and put American flags on their creampie videos.
Now, if we could only get Kinky Wrinkly and Dave Cummings to wrestle.
posted by Gram the Man
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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 
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